The Last Wish Guide: Facts, Price, Fine Print and Score

30-second take

Our editorial score: 2.4/5. It is the plain average of the six criteria we apply to every product: what’s included 3.0, evidence 1.0, transparency 1.5, value 2.5, guarantee 3.0 and ease of ordering 3.5. The methodology page explains how each criterion is set.

Question	Short answer
What is it?	Digital audio recordings, plus three gifts, sold as a nightly pineal gland and wealth ritual
Who is behind it?	A video narrator who goes by Danny Kelly, as he calls himself; the Terms leave room for pen names and dramatization
What does it cost?	$37.44 one-time; the seller’s “normally $309.77” is its own reference price
Delivery	Digital only; the delivery method is not shown before you buy
Refund, the version to use	60 days (Terms and ClickBank checkout)
Other refund versions in the funnel	A 365-day badge, and 90-day terms on another company’s site with conditions
Who sells it	ClickBank is the retailer; the card statement reads CLKBANK*TheLastWish
Best use	A quiet wind-down habit for someone who enjoys the idea
Not for	Anyone expecting money, luck or love to follow, or anyone short of cash

Our short verdict: a cheap, one-time digital purchase with a real refund route, held back by claims nobody can check, a story the Terms say may be dramatized, recordings whose number and length are not stated, and a refund message that changes depending on which page you read. Treat it as a ritual you might enjoy, not as a wealth tool.

What it is

The Last Wish is sold under the headline “The First Pineal Gland-Activating Audio Recording”, meant, in the sales page’s words, to wake your “Spiritual Senses” and bring in “Abundance”. The narrator explains the name by saying the recordings are what he calls “the last wish”. The mockup carries a subtitle about a guide to attracting wealth by activating the pineal gland.

Item	Detail
Product type	Digital audio recordings; no shipping
Checkout label	“The Last Wish / Digital Product”
Gifts, as listed by the seller	A how-to guide, a decalcification plan and wealth scripts (named below)
Count and length of recordings	Not stated anywhere we could read
Price	$37.44, one payment, per the Terms of Sale
Retailer	ClickBank (vendor ID umakebread)
Age	The Terms say it is intended for people over 18
Category on our site	Spirituality and personal growth

What it is not:

• Not a physical CD or DVD set: what the checkout lists is a Digital Product
• Not an app: neither the site nor the checkout offers one
• Not tested: no published study examines these recordings
• Not a guarantee of anything: the abundant-life.co terms say “We do not guarantee any specific results”

Why does a weight loss and health site cover it at all? Readers asked, and a $37 purchase that touches money, belief and sleep habits deserves a calm look. We read the seller’s pages, the video and the Terms, and we leave out anything we could not see for ourselves. We treat belief with respect. Our questions are about evidence and fine print, not about faith.

Why people look at it

Most people reach this product through one of three doors: curiosity about the pineal gland, a wish for better finances, or a search for a bedtime routine that feels meaningful. Each pull comes with a catch.

Why it appeals	The catch
A short nightly listening habit sounds easy	The video says 11 minutes; the page says “under 7 minutes”
It claims to work without prayer, meditation or hard work	That is the seller’s claim, and no study backs it
The price is small next to the “normally $309.77” figure	That higher figure comes from the seller; $37.44 is what you pay
The story of an ancient parchment feels special	We cannot verify it, and the Terms allow dramatization
A 60-day refund window lowers the risk	Other pages in the funnel promise different terms
It sounds scientific	The page cites two universities but names no study

There is a quieter reason, too. When money is tight, a promise of “effortless” abundance can feel like relief. That feeling is human and nothing to be ashamed of, but a set of recordings cannot cover a bill. If money worry is what brought you here, the help section further down points to free, real support.

What it costs

The Terms of Sale put the amount at $37.44, payable today, and the /main order page shows the same figure. The video page shows “Today Only: 37.11”, a small mismatch we note rather than explain. Both pages also carry a “Normally $309.77” label: an anchor price from the seller that we could not verify.

Line	Amount	Note
The Last Wish, base order	$37.44	Recordings plus three gifts, per the seller
Seller’s reference price	$309.77	“Normally”, unverified
Order bump, “The Wealth Wave Technique”	Optional	Shown at checkout; USD price not verified
Upsell: The Abundance Brain Accelerator	$97.19	Listed in the Terms of Sale; optional
Upsell: The Abundance Sequence	$47.19	Listed in the Terms of Sale; optional

Three practical points:

• One payment. No subscription is shown at checkout.
• Currency and tax. The checkout converts to your local currency and adds tax. We saw ₹4,039.62 plus ₹727.13 tax when testing from India, so your final amount can differ from $37.44.
• Extras are optional. The order bump and the upsells are separate choices. The base order is the only thing the Terms say you pay for today.

The price page goes through the totals in more detail.

How it is used

The routine in the video is short: headphones, a comfy chair, a dark room, and “11 minutes each night” of listening. The narrator adds that consistency helps, “the better they work”. That is the whole routine.

The sales page tells a slightly different story. It says “under 7 minutes” is enough for the mind to start waking, and its headlines mention a “7-Sec Ritual” and a “7-Sec Secret”, and one gives a figure of “2:11s”. We could not tell which of these describes a recording, because the number and length of the recordings are not stated. Our what’s included page lays the figures side by side.

How the order reaches you is not clear before you pay. The video page first asks for your email, under a heading marked “Step One”. The checkout says only that digital items can be reached at once after payment is approved. Whether you receive a download link, an email or a members area, we cannot tell you.

The story the seller tells

The video is built around a personal story. Here is what it says, with every part attributed to the seller.

1. The narrator. He gives his name as “Danny Kelly” (later “Dan Kelly”) and says his “time is near” and that he is “living the end of my days”. We could not verify that this person exists or that the story is real.
2. The priest. Some 20 years ago, the narrator says, a Father Michael, whom he describes as head of a church named for St. Anthony, told him of a parchment in a prayer book that he dates to 309 AD.
3. The parchment. The video places it in the Vatican’s Secret Archives and says it shows a drawing of the brain with the Hebrew name of God in the middle. It also claims archive users “must be over 75 years old”. None of this can be checked from the pages.
4. The recordings. The priest, the narrator says, handed him a CD of recordings, which he later reworked with sound engineers.

For context only: since 2019 the archive has carried the name Vatican Apostolic Archive, and qualified researchers can use it. We cannot confirm or rule out the rest of the account.

What we can read is the seller’s Terms. They let the seller swap in pen names (“represented by pen names”) and call some scenarios “dramatized”. Put those lines next to a story told in the first person by a man who says he is near the end of his life, and the careful reading is this: treat the story as a narrative device, not as a documented history. Our post on who created The Last Wish looks at the seller details we can see.

What the seller promises

These are the main claims on the pages and in the video, each paired with what a buyer, or we, can check.

1. The pineal gland is the spot where, the seller says, you “meet God”, and a hidden part of the mind holding the key to wealth. What we can check: the pineal gland is a small gland that produces melatonin and shapes the body’s sleep rhythm. Nothing links it to money.
2. Certain sounds “activate” the gland, because calcite crystals in it are “extremely sensitive to sound”. What we can check: we found no published evidence that sound makes pineal calcifications vibrate or “activates” the gland, and no study tests these recordings.
3. Fluoride, heavy metals and pesticides make the gland calcify and shut down, in “a deliberate effort”. What we can check: calcification of the pineal gland is common with age and shows up on scans. There is no good evidence that diet changes “decalcify” it, or that it has any bearing on luck or income.
4. The gland “has a retina in it”. What we can check: humans have no retina in the pineal gland. Light gets to it only by way of the eyes, which is why light lowers melatonin at night.
5. “Cherubim” shares a root with “cerebrum”. What we can check: “cherub” is Hebrew and “cerebrum” is Latin, so the link is the seller’s wordplay.
6. The pitch cites “research” from two universities, Harvard and Michigan, and says “modern neuroscience” has confirmed it. What we can check: the pages we saved name no study, no author and no link, and we could not find one tied to this product.
7. It works without prayer, meditation, visualization or hard work, and it is not law of attraction. What we can check: this is the seller’s framing. The Terms call the whole thing entertainment.
8. Outcomes: “effortless wealth and abundance”, “money, opportunity, love or something else”. What we can check: nothing. These are claims, and the Terms say that testimonials show exceptional results that may not reflect typical experiences.
9. Income stories: a $2,000 scratch-off prize, an IRS payout of $10,137 and $3,617 in commissions in a day. What we can check: nothing. They are anecdotes from the narrator. We do not present them as results.
10. Urgency: “This Video Went Viral… But It Could Be Taken Down At Any Moment”, a countdown timer and a “Today Only” price. What we can check: these are sales tactics. The narrator even says each passing minute gives “them” more time to shut his site down. The page stays up; the timer is not evidence of scarcity.

The pineal gland, in brief

Since the whole pitch rests on one organ, a plain summary helps. The pineal gland is a tiny gland deep in the brain. It produces melatonin, the hormone that signals night to the body, and it plays a part in the daily sleep rhythm. Because light at night lowers melatonin, a dark room can support a sleep routine. That is a real, modest reason to listen in the dark. It is not the same as the seller’s claim that the gland “shuts down” in light and must be “activated”.

The idea that the gland releases a “spirit molecule” (DMT) in meaningful amounts in humans is speculative. The decalcification plan in the gifts promises to “speed up the decalcification process”, but we have no evidence that such a plan changes calcification, and none that calcification matters for wealth. Our post on the pineal gland claims goes into the biology.

What research does support

It is fair to ask whether any of the underlying ideas have a scientific basis. Some do, but not the ones that matter for the sales pitch.

Idea	What research suggests
Picturing the steps toward a goal (process simulation)	Helps people plan and follow through
Mental contrasting: picture the goal, then the obstacles, then make an if-then plan	Helps people follow through
Pure positive fantasizing about the outcome	Linked to less effort in some studies
Wishing or listening causing money or events to appear	No evidence
Audio such as binaural beats	Unsettled: a 2019 meta-analysis saw a medium effect for certain outcomes, whereas a 2023 review concluded that most studies showed no brainwave shift
The Last Wish recordings themselves	No published study

If you want a technique with some research behind it, the useful part is the planning, not the wishing: write down the steps, name the obstacles, and decide in advance what you will do when each one appears.

Gifts, bump and upsells

The seller lists three free gifts on both pages:

Gift	What the seller says it is
The Last Wish Official Guide (gift 1)	A walkthrough for getting more from the recordings
The Pineal Gland Decalcification Plan (gift 2)	Steps meant to “speed up” decalcification
The Wealth Scripts (gift 3)	Scripts to read aloud during listening

We could not see the length or format of any of them. At checkout, an optional order bump called “The Wealth Wave Technique” is offered, and its image carries a different title, “Wealth Miracle: The Guided Recordings”. Its contents are not described. The Terms of Sale also list two upsells: “The Abundance Brain Accelerator” ($97.19) and “The Abundance Sequence” ($47.19). Their contents are not shown anywhere we could reach. Extra offers may follow checkout; all of them are optional.

For every part of the order in one place, see the what’s included page.

The refund promises, side by side

This is the part buyers are most likely to misread, because the funnel gives four different answers.

Where	What it says
ClickBank checkout	ClickBank allows “return or replacement” of a product within 60 days of purchase
Seller Terms	“We offer a generous 60-day refund policy”; request within 60 days of the initial purchase
Badges on both sales pages	A 365-day money-back badge; no text on the site backs it up
Video page footer, to the abundant-life.co terms	Ask within 90 days, after at least 30 consecutive days of consistent use, with “documented proof”; the decision is “final and binding”
Video page footer, to the abundant-life.co privacy page	Refund on any purchase made in the last 90 days, via email to [email protected]

Our advice is simple. Go by the 60 days, which both ClickBank and the seller’s own Terms state. ClickBank is the retailer and handles refunds under its own policy. Keep the receipt, note the date, and contact ClickBank order support (clkbank.com, or 1-800-390-6035) if the seller does not respond. Do not wait for a 90-day or 365-day window you cannot rely on. We cannot tell you how any single request will turn out. The safety page covers the refund route in more detail.

What you actually receive

Once the payment is approved, this is what the seller says you hold.

You get	Form	Verified?
The Last Wish recordings	Digital audio	Number and length not stated
Gift #1, #2 and #3	Digital, format not stated	Listed by the seller
A ClickBank receipt	Email with your order number	Yes, ClickBank is the retailer
Anything you add at checkout	Bump or upsells	Contents not described

What you do not get: a physical product, a shipped CD or DVD, an app, or a promise of results. The monitor, phone, headphones and disc cases on the seller’s mockup are illustration only, which is why we use that image only with an “Independent review” label.

Pros and cons

Pros	Cons
Low one-time price of $37.44	The pineal and money claims have no evidence behind them
Digital, with access once payment is approved	Delivery method and file formats are not shown before you buy
A 60-day refund through ClickBank	A 365-day badge and two 90-day versions create confusion
A short nightly routine may feel relaxing	Video says 11 minutes, page says “under 7 minutes”
The Terms openly say “For Entertainment Purposes Only”	The sales pitch speaks of wealth and abundance
Three gifts are listed	Counts, lengths and formats of the gifts are not described
Buyers get an unsubscribe link in each email	Buyers may be added to lists with third-party offers

How this feeds our editorial score of 2.4: what’s included earns 3.0, since the order holds recordings and three named gifts for a low price but without a count or a length. Evidence gets 1.0, because nothing supports the claims that matter. Transparency sits at 1.5: a narrator the Terms allow to be a pen name, a research line with no study, and four refund versions. Value earns 2.5 for a small price set against unproven claims, guarantee 3.0 for a real 60-day ClickBank route that the funnel muddies, and ease of ordering 3.5 for a simple checkout with extra offers to decline. The review page explains each number.

What we can and cannot say

This section keeps what the seller says apart from what anyone can check.

Seller claims (stated, not shown):

• The recordings activate the pineal gland and attract wealth and abundance
• The research is from Harvard and the University of Michigan
• A priest, a Vatican parchment and an author near the end of his life
• Income and windfall stories from the narrator
• “Normally $309.77”
• A 365-day money-back guarantee

What is verifiable:

• The price of $37.44 in the Terms of Sale, and the 37.11 mismatch on the video page
• The Terms: entertainment purposes only, pen names allowed, scenarios may be dramatized, testimonials may be compensated and are not verified, exceptional results may not reflect typical experiences
• A 60-day refund in the Terms and on the ClickBank checkout
• ClickBank as the retailer, and CLKBANK*TheLastWish on the card statement
• That buyers may be subscribed to email lists, including third-party offers

What is not proven:

• That any sound activates the pineal gland
• That the pineal gland has anything to do with money
• That a study from Harvard or the University of Michigan exists for this product
• That the narrator, the priest or the parchment are real
• That any reader will gain income, opportunity or love from listening

Who it fits and who should pass

A fit if you	Pass if you
You enjoy ritual and want a short, quiet nightly habit	You expect money, luck or love to follow
You are comfortable treating it as entertainment	$37.44 is money you would miss
You understand the 60-day refund and will keep the receipt	You are in debt or behind on bills and hoping for a rescue
You can decline the extra offers	You dislike marketing email lists and third-party offers
You want a reason to dim the lights and unwind	You are looking for treatment for sleep, health or mood

How it compares

We compare it with kinds of products rather than named brands.

Option	What you get	Main trade-off
The Last Wish	Digital recordings and three gifts for $37.44	Wealth claims with no evidence
A free relaxation or sleep audio	A guided wind-down at no cost	No pineal or wealth story, which is the point
A goal-planning notebook or routine	Steps, obstacles and if-then plans	Takes effort, but it is the approach research supports
Nonprofit credit counseling	A budget and debt plan with a trained counselor	Not exciting, and far more likely to change your finances
Other manifestation products	Similar promises	The same lack of evidence

If you mainly want a calm bedtime habit, a free relaxation audio gives you a similar feeling for nothing. If you want better finances, a budget and a plan are the tools that work. If the story and the ritual appeal to you, The Last Wish is a cheap way to try them. The comparison page gives each option its own section.

Buying guide

Where to buy. Through the seller’s order page, with ClickBank handling the payment. Use the tracked button on this page or type the seller’s address yourself. The where to buy page and the official website page show how the order page, the video page and the footer links fit together.

Best value. The base $37.44 order. The order bump and the two upsells are optional; take them only if you want them, not because a screen suggests it.

Is it legit? It is a real digital product sold through ClickBank, with a stated price, Terms, a refund policy and support contacts. Legit is not the same as proven. Our full review post goes through the claims in the order the video makes them.

Urgency. The countdown timer, the “Today Only” label and the warning that the video may vanish are sales tactics. There is no reason to decide in a hurry; the refund window is the same either way.

Email. Buyers may be automatically subscribed to lists that “may feature products or services related to” Law of Attraction, spirituality, prayer, astrology or numerology, and “may include third-party offers”. Sign up with an address you do not mind getting offers at, and use the unsubscribe link.

Your card statement. The charge appears as CLKBANK*TheLastWish. Product support is [email protected] (that domain did not load for us on 2026-10-09), and ClickBank order support is 1-800-390-6035.

Ordering checklist:

• Read the Terms and the refund line before you pay
• Check that the payment page is run by ClickBank
• Expect local currency plus tax, and check the final figure
• Decline the order bump and upsells you do not want
• Save the ClickBank receipt and note the date: your window is 60 days
• Count the recordings and note their length after delivery
• Use an email address you do not mind receiving offers at